Yes, I am afraid that is what I look like. It's the only photo I've got that is actually alomst decent, and it makes me look very smug and knowledgable. Well, I think so. It also doesn't show my slight podginess. My real name is Chris Lewis, I'm 15 and forced to go to The Castle School, Taunton, which I should be doing the web site for soon, to go towards my Duke of Edinburgh. I am seemingly doomed to never have a girlfriend in my whole life.

When I'm not put through the torture of coursework (which is usually done last minute) I'm messing about with my mates, listening to some of the largest dance beats or top chart music, and, most of the time, fiddling with my PC. Games and net surfing mainly, and sometimes I can be caught doing work. This web site is also a product of fiddling and being bored. I spend a lot of time loitering around #zteens on IRCnet, which goes to show what little life I actually have.

I'm going off to Future Gamer for my work experience in October, something which not even I can describe interstingly.

Oh hang on, none of this was intersting to anybody at all. Darn.